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Neighbors Bearing Gifts; Food. Priceless

It should be a commandment you know, “Thy neighbor should come bearing food gifts”.

Our neighbor, friend, Jay posted he was making sauce today on Facebook. Me being a good, helpful, neighbor offered my professional taste test talents (I got paid once in 6th grade to taste test a variety of snacks for a food company).

Jay being the generous neighbor brought over enough glorious sauce, meatballs, and sausages for me and Graycen to have dinner. As you can see Graycen enjoyed it as much as I. No one was willing to take my picture. Graycen even made the comment she would watch your cat for sauce and meatballs.

Jay’s sauce is the best. Neighbors are the best. Facebook is the best.

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What Did I Have For Dinner: Pizza or Hamburger?

I’m not posting this because I’m  impressed. I’m actually pissed…
The manager of Fuddruckers (I’m guessing. She is always there and directing people) is the one that actually presented me with the box. I actually stopped her and asked for her to open the box. When she didn’t notice my “WTF Face” I couldn’t help but smile and take the trough of food.

That’s what I’m pissed about, feeling like an animal, eating out of a box. All of us. Eating EVERYTHING out of the box.

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